Which Colossal Death Robot Are You?

[Jynks]

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@Jynks

<img src="http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/giantrobot/calibretto.jpg" title="Calibretto!" alt="Calibretto!" border="0" />

Hey ho, you're Calibretto!

Kick. Arse.

Five metric tonnes of hulking, steam powered robo-meat, you are the pin-up boy for death robot technology. Although you are in fact a war golem, you know how to use a minigun, and you can benchpress small settlements. Relatively new to the colossal death robot scene, you were first pencilled by comic legend Joe Maduriera in 1998. Sensitive, stylish, and yet still massive, if you were female and not made of iron I would probably propose to you.

[DxaKrator]

Scowling wilfully towards Autobot City, you're Megatron!


Look in a mirror and feel the evil. Then eat the mirror. You eat mirrors for breakfast. You are a badass death robot. You busted on Optimus Prime. You. Are. Megatron. Go outside and burn some animals, because you're worth it.

Declare your pre-Galvatron-ness with the following non-heat-sensitive emblem:



YES!!!YES!! YES!!!!!
If I had to be any robot I would want to be him

[Jynks]

You bastard!!!

[Gorehound]

look at that nice little predator.
a little shitfaced yes, but oh so goddamn dangerous....
the only disadvantage: needs a lot of booze!

<img src="http://www.futuramasutra.de/images/fanmade/scans/bender-angry.jpg">

[mw2merc]

You are Optimus Prime!

Vast, red and ready to turn into a lorry at the slightest provocation, you are a robot to be reckoned with. Although sickeningly noble, you just can't resist a good interplanetary war, especially when Orson Welles is involved. You have friends who can shoot tapes from their chests. Tapes that turn into panthers. And other friends who are dinosaurs. Dinosaurs who jump out of planes.

Booyah mofos!!! :banana:

[Purple.Nightmare]

Holy Prime Directive, you're Robocop!

Well, you're neither colossal, nor technically a robot, but your arthritic lurching and dubious morals have found their way into the hearts of futuristic rebels and children everywhere. You walk through fire, catch bullets from the air, and you never, ever smile. Combine this with an abstract, almost random concept of duty and honour, and you have a police officer one cannot fail to adore.

Thank you, Robocop.
<img src="http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/giantrobot/robocop.jpg" title="Robocop!" alt="Robocop!" border="0" /><br />Which Colossal Death Robot Are You</i>?<br />

[Eclipse]

Robocop too.

[d0c]

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i got this one awsome sonic robot!!!!

[V4D3R]

[Jynks]

@V4D3R Did you cheat? Dat not look like a death robot!!!

[spudthedestroyer]

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[mw2merc]

Of course he cheated. That's not a robot.