The last movie you saw...

[maxpayne2409]

watched 2 films today

paycheck - was pretty good rather enjoyable and something a little different, shame ben assflick is in it but what can ya do

the girl next door - sexy lasses aside this film was just average, kinda like a poor mans risky business and with a porn star instead of a hooker, but if u get the chance watch risky business instead of the girl next door

[dinky]

lol - sounds familiar.

[bobbystills]

Collateral was cool, forgetable imo but worth watchN.
AVP was okay - i might need to see it on a bigger screen
stander sucked
maria full of grace was way too slow.
stop the bitch campaign and oldboy were okay kinda overrated imo
watched Suicide Club (2002) again
Give me your soul was a pretty cheesy look at the porn world, but iam on the lookout for pics or vids of katie june posing w/ her mom dolly *if any1* gots a link
also still searching for the crow 1994 Wp
and waiting on disclousure project

[mw2merc]

I saw Control Room today before work. Too political for my tastes. I meant to go see Metallica, but the theater changed showtimes. I'm gonna see Metallica & Super Size Me this week sometime, as soon as tommorow.

[dinky]

watched Dawg last night with dennis leary and liz hurley. was that an hbo tv movie? anyway...Double Whammy was better, but dawg was ok.

[maxpayne2409]

amusingly i saw a film today that had denis leary in, a great film called National Lampoons Loaded Weapon 1, its about the 24th (not exagerated either) time ive seen it coz its a great hilarious movie, also watched the hollow man afterwards, it was ok but not as good as it couldve been, and its obvious that kevin bacon had a nose job sometime between tremors and the hollow man, nice effects on the invisible and re visible bits

[dinky]

bet he's had a few hand jobs since then as well.

[maxpayne2409]

lol maybe he has i dont know or care

[dinky]

dunno why I originally posted this in the movie guessing game but I did

anyway...Neverwhere BBC series. I could live with the terrible FX cuz tv series on a budget, but my GOD this was paint by the numbers shite. I hope that was a bad example of what y'all get. I usually just watch bbc nature shows, and they're pretty good.

[maxpayne2409]

lol not only is it a bad example its also an example of how terrible the 90s really were

[spudthedestroyer]

*deep breath*
I saw Passion of Christ (last time it was a crap quality version). Just a basic snuff movie.

*deeper breath* - nuts to that!

Someone, for the love of f*cking sweet zombie Jesus-Mahatma-Moses-Mary-Mother-Father-Ronald McDonald-Nosferatu-Ra-Zeus-pygmy f*cking God kill that mother f*cker Wes Anderson! he has to be not only the worst f*cking director ever to grace the screen, have the tackiest 'vision' of any corporate Hollywood cum bucket but he can't write for shit, with or without a major franchise. Why the f*ck does he keep getting hired?? WHY?

Someone f*cking shoot him, or shoot me, either way I won't have to sit through another holocaust next time he takes upon himself to arse rape another franchise or even attempt to put out another movie.... does this guy think its funny or something? It's the only explanation as to how all his films, even with a gift franchise/concept, f*ck up so badly. It boggles the universe, not just the old noggin.

This one time, like 3 weeks ago, I saw these two gay guys kissing in the park, and that was the gayest thing I saw until I saw Alien vs. Predator.

Absolutely shocking, crap... even for a predator film. Okay its not A4 "its not just crap its mind-numbingly, ass rapingly terrible", its just the cheesiest, most pathetic attempt at a film I've seen for a long time. I cringed so hard my teeth now protrude through the back of my skull!

Total toss!

[maxpayne2409]

im gonna go out on a limb here and guess u didnt like avp ive not seen it but i think i might miss it now, last night watched they live (again), eurotrip (again) and dawn of the dead 2004 (again, altho this time on dvd)

[barry]

*deep breath*
I saw Passion of Christ (last time it was a crap quality version). Just a basic snuff movie.

*deeper breath* - nuts to that!

Someone, for the love of f*cking sweet zombie Jesus-Mahatma-Moses-Mary-Mother-Father-Ronald McDonald-Nosferatu-Ra-Zeus-pygmy f*cking God kill that mother f*cker Wes Anderson! he has to be not only the worst f*cking director ever to grace the screen, have the tackiest 'vision' of any corporate Hollywood cum bucket but he can't write for shit, with or without a major franchise. Why the f*ck does he keep getting hired?? WHY?

Someone f*cking shoot him, or shoot me, either way I won't have to sit through another holocaust next time he takes upon himself to arse rape another franchise or even attempt to put out another movie.... does this guy think its funny or something? It's the only explanation as to how all his films, even with a gift franchise/concept, f*ck up so badly. It boggles the universe, not just the old noggin.

This one time, like 3 weeks ago, I saw these two gay guys kissing in the park, and that was the gayest thing I saw until I saw Alien vs. Predator.

Absolutely shocking, crap... even for a predator film. Okay its not A4 "its not just crap its mind-numbingly, ass rapingly terrible", its just the cheesiest, most pathetic attempt at a film I've seen for a long time. I cringed so hard my teeth now protrude through the back of my skull!

Total toss!

I will pay good money for a t-shirt with that printed on it. Time to start up a merchandise section I think.

Back on-topic, I just saw Return of the Living Dead 3, which turned out much better than expected in a Romeo and Juliet meets some self-mutilation based fun kinda way.

[Purple.Nightmare]

just watched Zombie Holocaust again - very enjoyable. also watched the unrated DOTD 2004 still not a good rip but way better than the TS i watched before. think i'm gonna buy the dvd as not a bad movie at all

[maxpayne2409]

just dl the dvdr off bt mate, unfortunately its got the extras missing but the films cool

i watched a aussie comedy film tonight called the nugget, was pretty funny, belinda emmett was in it (a hot bitch who was in home and away a few years ago as travis' wife) unfortunately eric bananaman (bana) was in it too

[spudthedestroyer]

I wouldn't buy it full price anyway, wait till DotD goes cheap, then buy it

[maxpayne2409]

i watched eurotrip and final destination 2 AGAIN today, ive lost count how many times ive seen eurotrip now, its definately into double figures

[dinky]

i watched eurotrip and final destination 2 AGAIN today, ive lost count how many times ive seen eurotrip now, its definately into double figures

why? I liked it but...no motivation whatsoever to see it again. tell me you don't have a crush on buffy's little sister.


just got back from Exorcist: The Beginning. I guess I had fun. really don't like stock horror. like the archaeology of it - clues to the past and whatnot. playing with myth is always fun. there's enough mystery in it to be enjoyable once around. plenty of plot holes though (literally and figuratively - archaeology dig ya know!).

watched AvP again (hey, I had a free ticket for buying the predator CE dvd). second go around made me kinda angry. not spud-caliber. but more like...wtf? how are they going to continue the franchise after this? the character didn't join the preds. this isn't a video game. you can't pull the same friggin' gimmick where a human & pred team-up and the human gets "knighted" into the predator brotherhood after scalping some aliens with a new character </i> in the future - my dog wouldn't watch that again. so in that sense, I think lizard boy is right: Mr. Anderson killed the franchise.

[maxpayne2409]

lol no i dont have a crush on buffys little jailbait sister, its just a funny film (keep schtum spud ) and when me and my mates cant agree on what to watch we always stick on eurotrip

[spudthedestroyer]

that's just sad! That would be like watching a something utterly cra... oh right, you are lol, well fair does to you guys, but you need an injection of some kind of decent comedy film or your in serious danger of becoming a spoonfed hollywood comedy towelboy! Be free from the tyranny of mediocracy!

the character didn't join the preds

ahem, its worth mentioning how racist this choice of character is as well imo, 'its' been paraded around ... might as well slap a sticker on her "look I'm black, and I'm a woman". It's so clumsy and blatantly racist that even that got me pretty angry. Posted over @ fh.org in the AvP thread there about it:

Thinking about it, not only was this film totally insulting to watch by playing the audience off as idiots, it seemed blatantly racist aswell... did anyone find the choice of character's and who survived similarly insulting or am I reading too much into the writing here?

I've heard the comment, "you can tell when the film was made by the time the black character dies" as a joke, but this movie was so clumsily written it did feel like... well the choice of lead character was really suspect. It totally felt like the character was chosen just because she was a woman, and just because she was black (and hence why it seemed racist), rather than because her character really should have survived for any reason. You can notice this sometimes in movies, how a character seems to have popped in to make it seem like some studio executive has said 'oh I know, lets choose a minority demographic character and we can make this into some statement', or just happened to be the case due to some cheesy notion at the hands of a director.

Maybe it was because this film was so awful that I'm trying to find another reason to find it so terrible in my mind? It wouldn't surprise me But I think it was a very 'hollywood' and lame choice of character here, intentional or not. :whip: