girlfriends!

[El Mariachi]

Dunno about mine, but when I was alone I felt like something was missing... although I had plenty of time to do things for myself.

Nowadays either the toilet is occupied, the shower or the computer.

The last one annoys me the most, like today
We come home a bit later, we both walk the dog for long. I want to sit down to the computer and her mother comes online (she's from argentina, both of them) and they start to talk online through a microphone.

HECK, so I went cooking and she ate behind the computer while I ate watching tv, Diagnosis Murder. awesome har har har NOT.
Later I was done I fell asleep on the couch, slept for an hour, I wake up and she was sleeping too and left the computer on. Dog wanted to go out so I take him out for a bit and sit behind the computer. Girlfriend wakes up and she wants to watch a movie. I said it's kinda late now and she says... ok I watch half a movie on the computer.
Are you busy?

I say, actually yes, I'm converting the Wingcommander IV DVD to divx and I just did one clip today.

and as nice and stupid as I am I let her sit behind the computer and pull myself back to my crappy server.

I'm going to bed now. ALONE


anyone else here have nifty stories about their spouse?

[d0c]

i can give you solution to your problems... get two computers, two tvs, two tv chairs, two toilets, two cars, dishwashing machine etc... it solve everything

[Blade Runner]

I.E. get your own place

[spudthedestroyer]

i can give you solution to your problems... get two computers, two tvs, two tv chairs, two toilets, two cars, dishwashing machine etc... it solve everything

two girlfriends too

oh wait.. you'd need four computers then

[maxpayne2409]

the most wonderous thing is you dont like diagnosis murder???? its the best thing on tv....if you want to laugh uncontrolably like a lunatic for 45minutes at dick van dyke (going for the gay & lesbian market there obviously LOL) and that short idiot guy he hangs about with, its jsut pure comedy

incidently y not tell ur missus ur gonna try summat kinky, handcuff her to the bed, then go hang out on teh computer..... hmmm why am i single again? lol

[Bassline]

i can give you solution to your problems... get two computers, two tvs, two tv chairs, two toilets, two cars, dishwashing machine etc... it solve everything

two girlfriends too

oh wait.. you'd need four computers then

damnit i've only got 3 pc's i guess i'll stick with the one wife then

[mw2merc]

Actually, I like being single right now. I can do what I want, when I want, and I'm NOT required to report to ANYONE!!! Besides, I'm having a hard time paying for all my bills to worry about my money draining into a GF's purse.

i can give you solution to your problems... get two computers, two tvs, two tv chairs, two toilets, two cars, dishwashing machine etc... it solve everything

Not quite everything, but pretty damn close.

[mw2merc]

Oh yeah, forgot about being able to have sex with other people. A constant 1 is good, but variety is the spice of life.

[maxpayne2409]

hehe i totally agree mw2merc thats a ... bone-us lol bad joke

[mw2merc]

I can't believe it. Well, yes I can. This chick at work, probably 10-15 years younger than me was hitting on me yesterday! I told her I wouldn't consider it harassment due to the age differance.

[maxpayne2409]

hehe did you tell her to sack it before giving her a tonk in the tradesmans entrance and having her lick your yarbles?

[mw2merc]

hehe did you tell her to sack it before giving her a tonk in the tradesmans entrance and having her lick your yarbles?

Say WTF??? Yarbles??? If she's working today, I'll tease her.

[maxpayne2409]

Yarbles???

balls mate

[Slap_Happy]

i got hit on at the nut institute for nut confectionary once by a girl squirrel called Hazel, but she was too young for me so i let her down as gently as i could , then she got transferred to the fruit & nut section instead of collections so it all worked out in the end

[spudthedestroyer]

Don't worry, Steve captured and ate here.

[mw2merc]

Don't worry, Steve captured and ate here.

Damn, and I'm hungry! Hey, I could eat Slap.

[dadsarmy]

Missis are a pain in the arse,have been with mine 8 years and it feels a lifetime.Think i need to set up old comp and share connection as i'm sick of being forced off comp so she can tap away for hours ebaying and playing bingo on line lol.nothing worse than a nagging women bitching while you are trying to play a game watch a film or trying to chat on line with missis standing over you comeing out with sly comments about all the birds you are seeing behind her back lol.Belive me i am thinking off getting my own place and just seeing missis the the quick shag or might invest in rubber doll lol.

[maxpayne2409]

lol this si why i dont ahve a gf, why bother when theres plenty of sluts about to satisfy your primal urges with none of the "ooh lets cuddle and talk" afterwards

[Blade Runner]

I can see, he likes playing with hid nuts

[bobbystills]

lol this si why i dont ahve a gf, why bother when theres plenty of sluts about to satisfy your primal urges with none of the "ooh lets cuddle and talk" afterwards

i saw this pic and immediatly thought of u payne



shes no halle berrry but

urgh god no i wouldnt ever wanna see halle berry the fucking ugly hideous disgusting foul offender of the eyes that she is she makes me wanna be sick coz shes so ugly and disgusting :-o