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Postby dinky on Wed Jul 14, 2004 4:48 am

maxpayne2409 wrote:"romeo romeo where for art the nearest macdonalds pet im fuckin starving"

hey scotty, you misspelled McDonald's! (fuck wit my computer. fuck wit my civil & human rights. fuck wit my mind. but NOBODY steps on a church in...er...NOBODY fucks wit my fast food!)
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Postby Jynks on Wed Jul 14, 2004 3:19 pm

sorry max.. thats a real pic...
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Postby maxpayne2409 on Wed Jul 14, 2004 4:32 pm

if u say so, im afraid i ahve a hard time beliving that even if jesus himself visited me and said it, dont get me wrong im not saying your a liar, im saying whoever told u it was real is a liar :lol:
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Postby John_Doe on Thu Jul 15, 2004 3:18 am

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maxpayne2409 wrote:am i the only one who didnt get that god joke?,


looks like it :wink:

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nope, I still don't see what that's supposed to be.
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Postby Polityk on Mon Jul 19, 2004 12:28 am

John_Doe wrote:nope, I still don't see what that's supposed to be.


Phew, I thought something was wrong with me. :)
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Postby spudthedestroyer on Mon Jul 19, 2004 2:06 am

Damn you guys have no imagination/eyes/region of the brain that accepts logical input.

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Looks pretty obvious what the joke is meant to be, whether its very funny is another matter.
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Postby GingerWarrior on Mon Jul 19, 2004 8:01 pm

One of the weirdest pics I've ever seen. Guaranteed to cause a headache.

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Postby maxpayne2409 on Mon Jul 19, 2004 8:30 pm

lol ur right it does
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Postby dinky on Mon Jul 19, 2004 9:48 pm

I know. like...what happened to her eyebrows? they're totally missing. weird. :o
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Postby spudthedestroyer on Mon Jul 19, 2004 10:42 pm

hmmm, it goes all weird, but if you close one eye, i can look at it fine. I guess its just a blag for the brain to see something wrong. We recognize people by the eyes, and eyebrows mainly apparantly, so I guess it gets confused :lol:
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Postby maxpayne2409 on Tue Jul 20, 2004 1:27 am

its because if you ahve 2 eyes open it trys to focus into both sets of eyes and lips to create 2 seperate faces, whereas with only 1 eye open its just viewing it as 1 whole thing rather then splitting into 2, anyway thats my science for the night, bed time now
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Postby mw2merc on Tue Jul 20, 2004 4:16 am

That one does give me a headache. Even with 1 eye closed. :-o Bah! Evil!!! My roomate looked at it & yelled 'Turn it off, turn it OFF!!!'. :mrgreen:
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Postby Blade Runner on Tue Jul 20, 2004 1:43 pm

heres another weird one

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Postby GingerWarrior on Tue Jul 20, 2004 8:26 pm

How much better would Total Recall have been if this was the leader of the resistance on Mars!?!
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Postby John_Doe on Wed Jul 21, 2004 3:19 am

Blade Runner wrote:heres another weird one

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Look me in my eyes when you're talking to me...
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Postby Blade Runner on Fri Jul 23, 2004 3:17 pm

http://mitglied.lycos.de/primus852/flash/iconsbouah.swf

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Postby Purple.Nightmare on Fri Jul 23, 2004 11:14 pm

GingerWarrior wrote:One of the weirdest pics I've ever seen. Guaranteed to cause a headache.

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that so makes me go cross eyed!! :lol:
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Postby dinky on Sat Jul 24, 2004 4:26 am

Purple.Nightmare wrote:that so makes me go cross eyed!! :lol:

yeah, I had that problem at first too. cuz no matter how hard I stared at it and adjusted my focus, I couldn't see below the shoulders. what's the point of a nekkid chicky if the photo don't show no titty? :wacky:
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Postby Blade Runner on Sat Jul 24, 2004 1:10 pm

John_Doe wrote:
Blade Runner wrote:heres another weird one

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Look me in my eyes when you're talking to me...


Or

'Stare into my eyes,..... you are under my spell'

Aint that the truth :wacky:
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Postby GingerWarrior on Sat Jul 24, 2004 9:38 pm

More weirdness

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