by John_Doe on Sat Nov 03, 2007 6:44 pm
Oh my this movie fucking rocked! It has everything.
Mad Max meets Blade Runner meets Cage. The only thing missing from this movie are mutants, or vampires... or any kind of monster actually. But every other thing you can think of, this movie has:
It literary starts with a bang! Random people are running back and forth on the screen while they burn and blow up. Followed by amusing sped up footage which makes for a car chase scene. Then comes tits.
Some rather slow fights scenes follow where, though some of the moves are kinda cool, the characters are still 1 meter apart, and obviously misses, to absurdly eccessive sound effects. More tits follow.
A laughable low-fi cgi clip which is shown about 7 times during the movie. More tits.
Crazy overuse of stock footage which doesn't fit in at all. Followed by tits. Suddenly a sex scene comes along. Followed by yet new tits.
Which brings it to the most obvious plot twist in movie history?
All done with horrible sound production, editing seemingly by a 3 year old, no acting whatsoever, directing? what directing?
This movie is at the very top of the "so bad it's good" genre. And possibly the largest combination of tits and explosions ever put on screen? Somehow, (most probably accidentally) they even managed to make it look like it was filmed in the 80s. GREAT STUFF!!!!
Ahh.. no offence, but you are a robot, aren't you?