by Jynks on Sun May 27, 2007 8:34 am
OMG io just saw Pirates of the Caribbean 3.... Why teh hell do i even go to the movies anyways.... were the fuck are all the good movies gone?
I was taken there under duress as the first two were so bad, but hey I drag her to comic book and horror movies all teh time so oh well. I knew I was in trouble before the movie even started and we had like 3 adds for kids toys. Fuckn kids movie.
* Then bang!!! Children singing.. first sean WTF
* Had to put up with that awful chick ... man i spent the entire film just hoping one of these "bad ass" pirates would just beat the shit out of her.
* Colipso the god of the sea.. WTF... she grows big and turn into a bunch of fuckn crabs??? Geebus.
* The great battle of the pirates and the company fleet... 2 fuckn ship atatck each other and swim around in circles.... then destroy 1 other ship.... end of battle... W T F.
* Oh lets not forget the fuckn marriage in the middle of a battle... that was so painful i had to leave the cemina to buy a beer. Hoping the need to piss would give me an excuse to leave the movie again if needed.
Man.. i can nto go on.... that is probably one of the worst movies i have ever seen.... it reminded me of Starwars 3... pretty .. but FUCK IT IS SO BORING!!!!
What has happened to movies? Where the hell are the good ones.. we have spiderman crying in the middle of the battle with the villian and then forgiving him... we have unimaginative fantasy BOLLOKS from PotC.
FUCK THIS FILM, FUCK ALL THE NEW FILMS.. FUCK IT ALL
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