The last movie you saw...

[MyK]

Quite impossible IMO. One could imagine the opposite, anally raping a chimp with a hard drive - then again, I wouldn't hold on that thought for a long time unless you like booting your rig with a floppy drive

FTM: watched recent TV stuff -- Lost, Dr. Who, 24, ER ssssh

[dinky]

I think "er...shhhit" are the words you're searching for.

[MyK]

Pretty suggestive, wasn't it? Yes, it's shit, a brown shower bukkake, to be precise

[maxpayne2409]

brown shower bukkake, have i seen u over at sobaditsgood?

[MyK]

Just don't tell anyone! I'm off for another round of it - "My Name is Earl"

[MyK]

Just threw my copy of "Alien Invasion Arizona" a.k.a. "The Salena Incident" into trash can after watching it for about 5 minutes. Similar karma happened to "Night Skies" last month, only it took me some 10 minutes

[maxpayne2409]

i think i have night skies somewhere, alien invasion arizona sounds good in a cheesey way

[Truba]

Just threw my copy of "Alien Invasion Arizona" a.k.a. "The Salena Incident" into trash can after watching it for about 5 minutes. Similar karma happened to "Night Skies" last month, only it took me some 10 minutes

i do not do that i am masohist

if i do that once i will be doing that all the time and in the end i wouldnt finish most of the movies
so when is the movie shity i watch it maybe 10-15 minutes per day or with fastforward option

[maxpayne2409]

it's rare i ever turn a movie off aswell, if i was gonna turn them off i would have definately turned Hostel off due to it being the uber boring shitefest that it is, i think the only film i've ever turned off half way through was lord of the shitty boring gay rings

[MyK]

I actually like low-budget B movies and watched quite a few of them. I could name you a few I liked very much, like for example "The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra", "The American Astronaut",... but those two I mentioned earlier fall into a completely different category. Truba picked a good word for it -- you have to be a masochist to like it. Man, they are so bad it hurts

[maxpayne2409]

lol i'm well known round here for having the open mindedness (was that a spud/dinky dig?) to watch b-movies and even Z Grade filth , nothing is out of bounds (with the exception of hollywood blockbuster dross), personally i really like IT! Came From Beneath The Sea, and THEM!

[MyK]

Is that like open-mindlessness? An oxymoron? Like "There's two kinds of people on this world my friend - Those with loaded gun (Max) and those who dig (Spud/Dinky)" *me speaking enlightened by darkness*

EDIT: Just found one nice oxymoron list on the web and had a good laugh... there's "college education" listed as an example

FTM: Watched latest Penn & Teller Bullshit! ep on immigration and had a few good laughs also

[maxpayne2409]

gun? loaded gun? mines a big fuck off cannon plus it's been a while since me spud and dinky had some friendly cheeky banter

that whole guess the pic thing from the other day got me in the mood to watch honey, i shrunk the kids, it felt more like honey, i've just sprayed my eyes with a mixture of mace and sleeping powder, but i kept on watching it til the end, including the terrible stop motion scorpion and ant, god so many cheap moments, i could almost smell the turds

[maxpayne2409]

it's fun to hate the boll

[dinky]

brown shower bukkake. nice.

watched happily n'ever after</i>. I guess it tries to be ironic in the way hoodwinked</i> was, but it fails for the most part. although it's aimed more for adults, it really only works as a forgettable kiddie flick. I really wanted to like the guys voiced by andy dick and wallace shawn cuz they were perfectly cast. but, alas, they had very little material to work with. also thought the voices of sarah michelle gellar and freddie prinz jr. would grate on my brain, but they were actually very good - especially freddie. they should do more animated voice work and make fewer attempts at acting.

enjoyed last 2 eps of tudors, new entourage and new sopranos.

[maxpayne2409]

watched Plane Dead aka Flight of The Living Dead over dinner, it was suprisingly good, i was expecting something shit in the vein of ghetto dead or whatever it was called, hand held digital camcorder job etc, but it looked pretty good, one or 2 effects were cheap but otherwise it was enjoyable and pretty much a good zombie movie, especially once the bodies started piling up.

It really did feel like an extended version of the story "dead air" from resident evil comic vol 3 though where chris, barry and jill face zombies on a plane, but that short was enjoyable and so was this film, so it is worth watching.

[maxpayne2409]

oh and sources state veronica mars is cancelled but jericho has been picked up for a 2nd season, so i'm happy for that but dinky will probably be upset about mars

USA Today is reporting that Veronica Mars is "all but dead." Critic Robert Bianco says that fellow writer Gary Levin says the show is gone and he's "almost always right about these things." I think any buzz that the show might have had a year or so ago is now dead and a renewal is unlikely

The biggest trend in broadcast television in the 2006-07 television season seems to be networks' desire to put a lot of time between episodes as NBC has done with "Heroes," what ABC did with "Lost" and what CBS decided to do with "Jericho." But in terms of split seasons, it looks like those shows will go three-for-three in the renewal department.
A source tells SyFy Portal that CBS is expected to pick up "Jericho" for a second season, although it may move to a new night when fall rolls around. The show has had a tough time against competition such as "American Idol" on Fox this spring after its return, but the network has shown nothing but promise for the show, giving it a full season order when some thought it might be heading to the big one-season place in the sky. "Jericho" stars Skeet Ulrich, Ashley Scott and Lennie James and has found ways to revitalize fears not felt since the Cold War in what seems to be a post-apocalypse Kansas. Last week, "Jericho" beat out the season finale of "Til Death," which had been finishing in the Nielsen weekly top 20 according to overnights, earning a 5.3 rating/9 share and winning the 8 p.m. time slot. That helped CBS take second place for the night, behind an "American Idol" fueled Fox. News of a renewal would be great news for a legion of die hard fans of the show that have been behind it since the beginning, but it's unlikely that CBS -- or any other network for that matter -- will be ordering too many more story-arc dependent series such as "Jericho" as it and "Heroes" are basically the only ones of this type surviving after debuting last fall

[dinky]

yeah, that was rumored for a while. although they're still airing a couple more new eps this season. it's a shame, cuz there were some gems in that series. like when she visits the RA's room and he makes a cylon reference. she doesn't get it and he says "no bsg fans here, I take it?" she's all like "exsqueeze me?" and he has to explain the greatness that is bsg. (this was well before the 3rd season unevenness of either series, btw). it did a good job filling the buffy void of smarky reparte for me. oh well.

[MyK]

Liverpool vs Chelsea Extended Cut (Sports/Action/Thriller/Horror/Musical)

[maxpayne2409]

Chelsea Wuz Robbed

i don't really follow football, but i fucking despise anything liverpudlian, so by nature i have to side with chelsea on this one