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Postby Jynks on Sat Apr 24, 2004 9:06 am

<table border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bordercolor="black"><th colspan="2">Destroy All Ewoks</th><tr><td valign="top"><img src="http://datahook.myip.org/images/johnstuff/Destroy all Ewoks.jpg"></td><td valign="top" width="100%"><P>Ewoks, hate them or loathe them, we've had to put up with far too many of them over the years. And I'm not just talking about the furry midgets Lucas rammed up our collective nether regions. If it was small and included for comic relief, it was a freakin Ewok as far as I'm concerned. And i think it is high time we outed them all as such.<br><br>So lets get this ball of hate rolling. Nominate your most cringe-worthy movie Ewoks, and we'll add them to our hitlist. </p></td></tr></table>
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Postby Jynks on Sat Apr 24, 2004 9:08 am

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One of the most anoying charicters of ALL time!! The Judge Dredd I know would have shot this mother fucker in 2 seconds flat!! Way to go to spoil an already questionable adaption.

Rob Schneider you are an EWOK!!!
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Postby John_Doe on Sat Apr 24, 2004 12:22 pm

I really laughed at Male Gigalo. heck, I even saw it 2 times!
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Postby Jynks on Sat Apr 24, 2004 12:47 pm

speaking of unspeakable Ewok horrors; can't look past DS9's two contributions of Lofton and Nog

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Postby spudthedestroyer on Sat Apr 24, 2004 2:38 pm

anyone want a rip of the Ewoks: Battle for Endor?

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Postby spudthedestroyer on Sat Apr 24, 2004 2:50 pm

Jynks, the biggest crime to ST (and being such a program I don't particularly like is quite a big statement) is voyager...

neelix, janeway, that dick that flies the ship, the patented chinese dude.

They are by the most crap and annoying characters in that franchise, right up there's with the doctor's sun in TNG.

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Postby MCMLXXXVIII on Sat Apr 24, 2004 3:02 pm

Just watch any kid's TV cartoon show ever!

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Postby spudthedestroyer on Sat Apr 24, 2004 3:05 pm

My nomination, the entire cast of voyager:
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minus the doctor

Come on... how can you pick on ewoks?
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Postby TurnIP on Sun Apr 25, 2004 5:25 pm

When I was in university, we used to call girls that talk in a high-pitched voice "ewoks" ;)
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Postby spudthedestroyer on Sun Apr 25, 2004 7:26 pm

naku, naku... tak tak!

George Lucas wants that brilliant song killed.. but as long as we still remember it... it will live on. :lol: I can't believe what he did in Return of the Jedi ending, that song... gone :o I was so dissapointed :(
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Postby Jynks on Mon Apr 26, 2004 12:13 am

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What can I say... "YIPPIE!!! I'm so happy I luv having kids in films!!"

Jake Lloyd... .. . your a friggn EWOK!!!
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Postby spudthedestroyer on Mon Apr 26, 2004 12:16 am

hey, lay of the guy... I think Frank Oz did a great job of animating that muppet!
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Postby Jynks on Fri Apr 30, 2004 1:55 am

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Well wat do I need to say, Indy was weighed down by a winging bitch and pathetic EWOK!!! If that wasn't enough he then went on to be in the ALL EWOK film "The Goonies"

My vote go right between his eyes.. the cunt!!


YOU EWOK!!!
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Postby John_Doe on Fri Apr 30, 2004 2:19 am

feels like fortune cookies...
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Postby mw2merc on Fri Apr 30, 2004 8:00 am

spudthedestroyer wrote:anyone want a rip of the Ewoks: Battle for Endor?

naku; naku... tak tak!


Nah, a buddy of mine made me DVDs from my VHS originals (Battle For & Adventure). :P
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Postby mw2merc on Fri Apr 30, 2004 8:03 am

TurnIP wrote:When I was in university, we used to call girls that talk in a high-pitched voice "ewoks" ;)


I call them ANNOYING Japanese Anime voice actresses!!! :-o
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Postby mw2merc on Fri Apr 30, 2004 8:13 am

Jynks wrote:Well wat do I need to say, Indy was weighed down by a winging bitch and pathetic EWOK!!! If that wasn't enough he then went on to be in the ALL EWOK film "The Goonies"

My vote go right between his eyes.. the cunt!!


I think Short Round was a great character. You're just jealous he can drive a car & you can't. Or is that fight? Or both? :lol:
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Postby Jynks on Mon May 10, 2004 1:11 pm

Another freakn kid actor... nothing to say about this.. I'll let this fan art do the talking.

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Postby dinky on Thu May 13, 2004 2:45 pm

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Postby John_Doe on Thu May 13, 2004 4:10 pm

First you gotta take down the KING of all Ewoks!!
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