tried to post this on FH but it went down by the time I finished.
america wrote:DonkeyKong wrote:Yeah, I'm late too -
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008)
the movie is ok, nothing special. Fun action-adventure film with silly plot and ridiculous action scenes. I put my brains in neutral and it was fun. Most of all I enjoyed Karen Allen: she's a wonderful actress, a sweet woman and it seems she really enjoy being there.
6/10 Silly, yet fun movie.
My God, that film was pure shit. Patton Oswalt even has a routine on how bad it was.
you know, the scary thing is I rate it pretty much how DK did (5 or 6 depending on the day), but I'm also a solid 1.5-2 easier grader than DK.
case in point....
just got back from RIGHTEOUS KILL. You know, I don't see the bitching and moaning about DeNiro or Pacino. I just don't. hey, the movie was blah. it was passable (on a good day), and it's certainly no "end of cinema as we know it" disaster. having said that, who the f%(* wrote, directed, and edited this movie? and did any of them ever, at any one time, TALK to each other? fuck, man. forget about deniro. you have pacino. all you have to do is shut the hell up and roll film and he'll
at least go on one of his patented rants. I mean, even the guys who made THE RECRUIT and DEVIL'S ADVOCATE knew that - and the latter cast keanu reeves in the lead! There are a lot - and I do mean A LOT - of quality actors absolutely swimming in mediocrity here. it's not just the big two from HEAT and GODFATHERS.
grading this is...well...I don't really grade them anyway, but just to see how it's been going: I'd give it a 4/10 today. I could see it being a 3 or a 5 on another day though.
watched MY BEST FRIEND'S GIRL yesterday too. umm...I can't believe I'm saying this, but Kate Hudson needs a boob job. no...really, I don't encourage that. it's just...yo. it's sad in both directions that my man boobs are bigger than hers. and she's given birth, hasn't she? then they basically flaunt her flatness in multiple scenes. She's in her 30s, isn't she? this isn't ALMOST FAMOUS. She's no spring chicken still "growing into her body" or whatnot. so that was kinda. meh. whatever. The movie is about as generic a blend of HOW TO LOSE A GUY IN 10 DAYS and FAILURE TO LAUNCH as you could possibly get. Dane Cook works. everything he does certainly doesn't work, and there are a few 'scenes' where he's clearly just going off on one of standup routines. Alec Baldwin was pretty funny. Jason Biggs works, but he was used too much here, and every attempt on the movie's part of sincerity is completely wasted. I guess they were trying for the next WEDDING CRASHERS, but frankly, a standup comic an AMERICAN PIE superstar don't have the quirkiness of vaughn, the range of wilson, or the looks/charisma of McConaughey. and while alec baldwin is funny, it's a less funny impersonation of his shtick from 30 ROCK. so save your $10 and watch that.
overall: not worth watching but not a complete disaster (e.g., CATWOMAN, RAISE YOUR VOICE, anything by M. Night Shyamalan).
Life ducks, and you sigh.