Which Survivor of the Impending Nuclear Apocalypse Are You?

[Jynks]

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@Jynks

Maker of mediocre action pics and son of an actual Nazi, you're perhaps an insane joke on God's part. Why should you survive while others perish? Is it your hair, your brains or that manly gap in your teeth? Is it because you're going to lead California to a new tomorrow? Is it because you've paid someone enough money so that radiation doesn't harm you? Are you a real cyborg?

Arnold is the new Jesus. Stat.

BOOO booo boooo!!!

[d0c]

wtf is that.. or what was it? did you do a internet quiz ??

[Jynks]

Yea there is a link at the top of the post to the quiz

[mw2merc]

Must kill, ha ha, ha ha! Death! Playground antics! Cake and cheese! Yes! you're an

Insane ninja child!

The blast must have hit you particularly strong, because you've gained a billion new superpowers and can take on anyone you want. Even that kid Gunrock-with-nine-arms from down the street. Only problem is, it's driven you completely insane and you now have a thirst for blood equalled only by your thirst for vengeance and peeing in the kitchen bin.

No, stop! That's what the toilet's for. Stop I say!

[Bassline]

hey there brother

Must kill, ha ha, ha ha! Death! Playground antics! Cake and cheese! Yes! you're an
Insane ninja child!

The blast must have hit you particularly strong, because you've gained a billion new superpowers and can take on anyone you want. Even that kid Gunrock-with-nine-arms from down the street. Only problem is, it's driven you completely insane and you now have a thirst for blood equalled only by your thirst for vengeance and peeing in the kitchen bin.

No, stop! That's what the toilet's for. Stop I say!

<img src="http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/apocalypse/ninjachild.jpg" title="Like a Ninja Turtle, only less green, with no shell, and I don't worship a giant deformed rat. Much." alt="Like a Ninja Turtle, only less green, with no shell, and I don't worship a giant deformed rat. Much." border="0" /><br />

[mw2merc]

As much as crazy little kids bug the crap outta me , I have to admit I'm a kid at heart. And if I had Insane Ninja skills , I'd probably run around whacking stupid people left & right. Weed out some of the damn trash.

[BasketKase101]

<img src="http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/apocalypse/thatkid.jpg" title="At least I'm not Drew Carey" alt="At least I'm not Drew Carey" border="0" /><br />Which Survivor of the Impending Nuclear Apocalypse Are You</i>?<br />



More irritating than even that kid who you took a dislike to at school, you'll live on as one of the many reasons you'll never want to go back to being a child. The annoying laugh, that needling competitiveness with everything you do, the desire to be better, meaner, first, first, first, first, first ...

Remember when you taped his buttocks together, hung him from a tree and then swung from his gonads, chanting "I am the monkey king"? Even a full scale nuclear apocalypse won't shake off the little bastard, apparently.